Shocking Saturday

A shocking film, on a Saturday.

(This key is to say how shocking the film is and how much it does for the horror genre, not necessarily how good the film actually is. The star rating is pretty self explanatory.)

Horror Rating Key:

(:-O) – What the hell was that?

(:-O) (:-O) – Not too bad

(:-O) (:-O) (:-O) – Creeped out

(:-O) (:-O) (:-O) (:-O) – Hiding behind the pillow

(:-O) (:-O) (:-O) (:-O) (:-O) – Holy F***ing S**t!!!

Shocking Saturday features will now be posted to my horror blog mikeshorror‘.

The Cabin in the Woods‘ A typical horror film, which turns out to have a much deeper story line than you will ever expect. (:-O) (:-O) (:-O)/

Welcome To The Jungle‘ A hand-held camera horror film which depicts four friends who travel to Papua New Guinea in search of Michael Rockefeller, who supposedly lives with the cannibalistic natives. (:-O) (:-O) (:-O)/

Horror Icon: Michael Myers‘ A look at what really gives us the shivers from this kitchen knife wielding psycho from the Halloween franchise.

Alone With Her‘ A suspense thriller which makes the idea of a creepy stalker a chilling reality. (:-O) (:-O)/

Atrocious‘ A Spanish horror film which raises so much tension that you will be gagging to see the ending. (:-O) (:-O) (:-O)/

Horror Icon:Leather-Face‘ A look into the horror icon that is Leather-Face, from the cult horror film The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

A Serbian Film‘ A violent exploitation film, which will truly turn your stomach upside down. A washed-up porn star trying to get back into the business, signs up for more than he wanted. (:-O) (:-O) (:-O) (:-O) (:-O)/

The Blair Witch Project‘ The superb birth of the hand-held camera horror film, which shocked audience’s in 1999. (:-O) (:-O) (:-O)/

All The Boys Love Mandy Lane‘ An unpredictable slasher horror, with some spectacular acting and scenes. (:-O) (:-O) (:-O)/

Sinister‘ A horror film with a horrifying and spectacular plot and conclusion. (:-O) (:-O) (:-O)/

The Human Centipede (First Sequence)‘ One of the sickest and most imaginative horror films of all time. (:-O) (:-O) (:-O) (:-O)/

Wind Chill‘ A slow-paced family horror film. (:-O) (:-O)/

REC 3: Genesis‘ The third installment of the incredible REC horror series. (:-O) (:-O) (:-O)/

V/H/S‘ An anthology horror film, which will give you the shivers. (:-O) (:-O) (:-O) (:-O)/

Paranormal Activity 4‘ The fourth installment in the franchise. (:-O)/

Doomsday‘ 25 years after Britain quarantined Scotland due to a deadly virus, the virus has resurfaced and the only cure lies inside the quarantine zone…that’s not all that lies in there though. (:-O) (:-O) (:-O)/

Juan of the Dead‘ A Cuban zombie-comedy. (:-O) (:-O)/

The Bay‘ An account of an outbreak which occurred in a small town in Maryland, USA. (:-O) (:-O) (:-O)/

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